Prize winners (or pies winners), four years running - world’s noisiest packaging. Loudest damn foil ever.
Long overdue for the smutlist - Poke me, slurp me, pop me. Prima.
This is me, but THE LAST 15 SECONDS OH MY GOD.
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
Words to live (my life) by.